aw yeh

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rules:
Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
Only one Pokemon per question. 
Tag one or more person when you're finished
i tag no one > : )
This Pokémon is you:
Palkia
Wow. I didn't even want a legendary penis pokemon ;(
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

Pineco
FUCK YEAH A PINECONE IS MY BEST FRIEND!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

Starly
A bird is my boss?? coolio
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

Tyrunt
Why do I keep getting smoll ones??
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:

Timburr
Atleast this one makes somewhat sense..
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Pansear
Of course.
6. This Pokémon is your significant other:
Girafarig
I like em with long necks ;)
7. This Pokémon is your ex:

Grotle
..

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:

Mightyena
Logical.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Slaking
NO
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
Lilligant
Got myself a flower that eats cheese??
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Samurott
UM.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom:

Torkoal

Just the tip~

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:

Swadloon
LMAO

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Deoxys
I KILLED A LEGENDARY? A GOD??? A MYTH??? cool.

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Magikarp
yes
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Fennekin
ugly
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

Dodrio
I shall call him chicken legs
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Heatran
Oh
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:

Pikachu
why
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

Cherrim
..............
21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:
Ducklett
quackems knows
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Gothorita
fite me i have a little girl as my guardian angel xD
23. This Pokémon won't rest untill it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:

Bouffalant
dat weave tho
24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:


Shinx
sweet
25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):

EspeonGiratinaWailord
hell yeh
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Ohmygosh
a pinecone is your Best friend
i need a pinecone to be my friend